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Wreckless Bakers Promote Deadly Lego Consumption

Lego Cakes could kill up to one person every birthday.

Wreckless bakers across the world have been endangering the lives of children everywhere by making ‘Lego cakes’, cakes modelled after the famous plastic building blocks. Given the catastrophic numbers of children who are killed everyday by Lego consumption, this action is vile and disgusting and shows no regard for the fact that some children could possibly mistake tiny hollow plastic blocks for these cakes and willingly ingest them. Unbeknownst to the fact that, instead of a tasty treat, they will be in for a maimed oesophagus and years of humiliation.

For shame.

via: Cake Wrecks