License Revoked? Need Beer? Use A Lawnmower, D’uh

An American man has been arrested for doing what any logical person would do by going out on a lawnmower, while drunk, to buy more beer.

The sweet nectar has inspired many evil plans.

The 51-year-old Maine resident has been charged with operating under the influence after driving a lawnmower to the local store, with a friend, to stock up on beer. 

Their ingenius plan was foiled, however, when Trooper Joe Chretien was warned by several motorists of a wayward mower causing havoc on the roads. The man was subsequently arrested after he and his friend emerged from the store, with beer in hand.

The man could not be reached for comment, but is assumed to be an evil genius.

via: cnews

Beer Box Bandit Busted By Big Brother

A man in Nebraska has been caught on camera trying to rob a convenience store cleverly disguised as a box of Bud Light with half a man protruding from the end.

Evil Plans: work better if they're not idiotic. He should have paid attention in kindergarten.

CCTV footage shows the man, complete with beer box, entering the store early on Monday morning and subsequently threatening the cashier with his be-towelled hand, under which it appears no actual weapon was concealed. 

Following his haul of about fifty dollars worth of cigarettes, he made for a quick get-away, dropping his ingenious disguise in the process, which is now being checked for fingerprints by police.

He would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for those meddling cameras. 

via: Metro