The owners of a cat that was viciously thrown into a bin by an unnamed crazy cat lady have warned the public against any Grand-Theft-Auto-style vigilantism after a video of the incident surfaced online.
A woman was filmed on CCTV throwing the 4-year-old cat, Lola, into a wheelie bin outside her owner’s home in Coventry, England…
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Moments later, the man was thrown to the ground by the squirrel and robbed.
Anybody with information as to the whereabouts of the squirrel are asked to call 1-800-WHEN-SQUIRRELS-ATTACK. Any information will be given anonymously.
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We've been aware of animal's ulterior motives since the dawn of television. Image © Warner Bros. All rights reserved.
A Scottish man has become the latest victim of the cunning ways of our animal foes.
An egg: the birthplace of winged kleptomaniacs.
The man, who asked not to be named, said of the incident:
My passport is somewhere out there in Fiordland. The kea’s probably using it for fraudulent claims or something. I’ll never look at a Kea in the same way.
The parrot, of the infamous Kea variety, made off into the bushes with the document after lifting it from the unsuspecting man’s bag while the driver was looking through the luggage compartment.
In addition to identity theft, the kea parrot also has a reputation for vandalising rubber objects such as windscreen wipers.
Police say that neither the passport nor the parrot are likely to be recovered from the dense forests, which is sure to worsen the alarmingly low number of convictions attained for crimes by animals.
via: Guardian
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Sea predators have been known to be evil for some time.Sperm whales have been caught on camera this week stealing fish from poor unsuspecting fisherman who were probably about to put them back anyway! 
The sperm whales, notorious for their disregard for the law, are shown plucking black cod from the fishing lines, leaving the hard-working fishermen to starve. They usually do their dastardly deeds in depths of up to 2,000 meters (6,500 feet to you imperialists) in waters so deep that J.J. Abrams himself would struggle to get good lighting.
This time, however, the whales, known to have the largest brains of any animal to have ever lived on Earth, got cocky and decided to wrangle their dinner out of some fishermen instead.
Despite the video evidence, police say a conviction will still be immensely difficult due to the obvious language, and species, barriers. Crafty whales.
via: National Geographic
