Photographer Finds Proof That The World Is Flat

Photo: ~jjjohn~

Photographer Captures Moment Before Evil Squirrel Attack

Photo: Genista

Moments later, the man was thrown to the ground by the squirrel and robbed.

Anybody with information as to the whereabouts of the squirrel are asked to call 1-800-WHEN-SQUIRRELS-ATTACK. Any information will be given anonymously.

Obese Pregnant Women Advised Not To Become Pregnant With Food

Tens of women are known to have become pregnant with chocolatey food-babies.

A new study has shown that women who are overweight while pregnant may not need to gain any weight, as long as they focus on healthy, balanced eating.

Researcher Yvonne Thornton, MD, explained, 

“The take-home message is that you can eat well during your pregnancy without overeating, and pregnancy should not be a license to overeat, and pregnancy should not be a contributing factor to the epidemic of obesity in this country,”

The Institute of Medicine currently recommends that obese women gain between 11 and 20 pounds during pregnancy, but this new research finds that they can be healthy by maintaining their weight and a balanced diet.

Krispy Kreme will undoubtedly be disappointed by the news.

via: webMD

Evil Kitten Plots Earth Takeover While Distracting Onlookers With Deceptive Cuteness

Photo: Difusa

Immigrant African Butterflies to Invade Britain (Job Status Unknown)

Wildlife experts have warned today that swarms of African butterflies are migrating to Europe in search of cooler temperatures.

We're onto you, butterflies.

While relaxed airspace border control into Britain has been letting butterflies in for several years, the Butterfly Conservation Trust says that this year has seen the largest butterfly invasion in over ten years. The group has already had sightings of large swarms entering in the South East has requested that the public help keep a vigilant eye out for them by registering any sightings on their website. 

Some experts claim that up to fifty winged immigrants are arriving in the UK every sixty seconds, trying to claim the cooler climate that belongs to the Great British public. The government is expected to clamp down on border controls in light of this new threat to national climate conditions.

via: news:lite

Yoghurt Fight Causes International Crisis

The spelling of the word ‘yoghurt’ used by British manufacturers is causing a bit of a row between traditionalists and people who prefer to spell things incorrectly.

Peanut yoghurt wouldn't taste very nice.

Manufacturers have defended this despicable action, noting that the old spelling is becoming archaic and the spelling of the word should reflect changes within the industry. Clair Cheney, director general of the Provision Trade Federation has also tried to defend the Americanisation of the term, adding that it was a sensible decision to drop the ‘h’ to avoid “unnecessary confusion”. Then she whipped out a dictionary and said something about Turkey.

Writer and etymologist Michael Quinion further dug the grave of the humble ‘h’ saying that it would most likely soon be obsolete. Sad Face.

via: The Telegraph

Mystery Machines

I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling kids”

-Bad Guys

 

 

 

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