Pope Likens Ricky Gervais to Adolf Hitler

Not since Lady GaGa has a cult leader so brazenly courted publicity.

After having to issue multiple apologies for his role in covering up sexual abuse in the Church, claiming that condoms worsen the AIDS crisis and decrying gay rights as ‘insidious and dangerous’, Pope Benedict XVI has raised the stakes of controversy by wearing a meat dress likening atheism to the cold-blooded genocide.

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Top 10 Signs that Glenn Beck is Insane

10. Barking like a dog 9. His own panel of guests are baffled by his incoherent rants 8. He experiences esoteric hallucinations about killing Michael Moore

Business World To Men: ‘You Suck. Have A Raise’

A libellous new study has found that women make better career decisions than their male counterparts, which also comes in light of the news that men are more likely to be victims of the recession.

If you are a woman, you probably don't know that this shiny stuff is called 'money'.

According to the study, women take fewer professional risks (19% versus 26%), but are more likely to make informed career decisions (47% of women versus 41% of men).

Perhaps this would explain that shameful Apprentice final.

However, fortunately for men, despite their more poorly advised career decisions, there’s still that ever-widening pay gap. God bless the pay gap.

via: Management Today

Treacherous Male Calls For Women To Take Over The World

Man-person Charlie Brooker has endangered civilisation as we know it by calling upon women to overthrow our heroic male leaders and take over the entire world. Brooker, possibly suffering from a bout of rationality watching too much daytime television, argues that … Continue reading →

M&S Boss To Women: ‘Stop Whining, There Is No Glass Ceiling! Now Buy My Clothes.’

Marks and Spencer chairman Stuart Rose has said what we are all really thinking by telling feminists to quit their petty whining, it has emerged.

Hey you. Woman! Get off the phone and GET A JOB!

In an interview with the Observer, Rose endeared women everywhere by saying:

“Apart from the fact that you’ve got more equality than you ever can deal with, the fact of the matter is that you’ve got real democracy and there are really no glass ceilings, despite the fact that some of you moan about it all the time.”

Just to drive the point home, he added:

“I mean, what else do you want to do, for God’s sake? Women astronauts. Women miners. Women dentists. Women doctors. Women managing directors. What is it you haven’t got?”

Rose, who has promoted women to senior positions in his company, is due to stand down from the position in 2011. During his time at the helm of the company, Rose has tirelessly dedicated himself to advancing the cause of women by selling them average quality clothing at twice the price of regular retailers. 

Feminists could not be reached for comment. Probably too busy imagining the existence of sexism.

via: BBC

Britain’s got SEXISM!

Men constantly being exploited on television.

Britain revealed itself today to be a thriving hotbed of sexism today as the finalists for ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ were revealed. The semi-finalist selections, including famed Scot Susan Boyle, showed a huge bias in selection, with women taking over 80% of the covetted places*.

Here at the Daily Fail we will be boycotting the rest of the show to show our dissatisfaction at the constant underrepresentation of men on television and in the general workplace. British men have talent, too!

*statistic may not be true

via: ITV