- The Indian Government has been trying to build bridges, after a series of catastrophes mark the days leading up to the Commonwealth Games. See what I did there?
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- Apple fanboys and fangirls in China were given cause to celebrate. Commuters, however, are probably still pissed off.
- Speaking of cults, American Idol announced J-Lo and the Toxic Twin as its new ombudsmen.
- Just when you thought we’d seen the last of them, this week saw the reemergence of swine flu and megalomaniac Terry Jones.
- We learned that having a Queen ain’t cheap.
- Neither is having dementia.
- Across the pond, Gay marriage won more support in the UK, although there may not be any gays there after all.
- Britain was officially named the worst place in Europe.
- Pastor Eddie Long was unofficially named the worst homophobe in Atlanta.
- Holocaust non-believer David Irving took his Hail Hitler Tour to Poland.
- The Catholic Church decided to take the heat off that whole child abuse thing by doing a little money laundering.
- Speaking of people who can’t have sex, Viagra just got a whole lot cheaper in England.
- You know what else is cheap? 9/11 conspiracy theories. This week, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad threw his figurative hat in the ring.
- And finally, the Commonwealth Games start next week. Well, they will if any athletes show up.
