Restoring Honor: Thousands Rally in Bradford & Washington Over Islam

Thousands of activists have taken to the streets today, across both the UK and the US, to make a stand against the perceived threat of Islam.

The two rallies may be officially unrelated, but share a very similar cause: to fight against the influence of the Islamic faith.

An honorable cause. Photo: John Giles/PA

The rally in Bradford, England was organised by the English Defence League, a far-right, “counter Jihad movement” that claims to be peaceful and opposed only to “militant Islam”. Five arrests were made at the rally after missiles were thrown at police.

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Word of The Day: Irony

irony

noun

Example: “I’m sure the mosque rally tonight won’t incite any hatred at all”

1. the use of words to express something different from or opposite to their literal meaning, esp. for comic effect
2. a situation where what occurs is the opposite of what might be expected to occur
3. a vaccine that gives you an illness
4. a song about irony and titled ‘Ironic’ that contains to actual irony

Top 10 Signs that Glenn Beck is Insane

10. Barking like a dog 9. His own panel of guests are baffled by his incoherent rants 8. He experiences esoteric hallucinations about killing Michael Moore

Sleeping With The Enemy: Senior Republican Ken Mehlman Comes Out of The Closet

Former campaign manager to George W. Bush, Ken Mehlman finally emerged from the glass closet today with the admission that he is, in fact, a homosexual man.

Mehlman is not the first politician to come out of the closet.

Although gays are usually greeted out of the closet with sparkly rainbow parties, Mehlman’s emergence has been rather less well-received by the gay community, where he is being accused by many of hypocrisy for supporting anti-gay policies in the past.

Gay activist and blogger Joe Jervis succinctly captured the animosity currently felt towards Mehlman, writing

“Gee thanks…That’s like offering to help rebuild a house when YOU were the f***er that helped BURN IT DOWN.”

McLawsuit: McDonalds McSues Sardinian Snack Bar ‘McPuddus’

Local restaurant owner Ivan Puddu has incurred the McWrath of international fast food giant McDonalds by daring to append ‘Mc’ to his snack bar’s name.

McPissed Off: Ronald suits up.

Quote of The Day!

“The speculation that I would have used a golf club to hit him is just truly ridiculous.”

Elin Nordegren comes out of the cuckold closet, and talks about her divorce from Cheetah Tiger Woods.

If only Tiger Woods could run this fast.

Source: BBC

Japanese Prime Minister Contender Dislikes America and Little Sister Britain

Ichiro Ozawa, an established Japanese politician tipped as a contender for Prime Minister has admitted to finding Americans simple-minded and Brits unlikeable.

The former secretary general of Japan’s ruling Democratic Party quite plainly declared his views, saying “I don’t like British people”.

Thinking about Westerners…
Photo: REUTERS/Yuriko Nakao

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Whistle Blown: WikiLeaks To Release CIA Papers As Founder Faces Investigation

Put your lips together and...publish a website.

WikiLeaks is expected to release a leaked CIA paper today, as the founder of the whistleblowing organisation, Julian Assange, is now subject to a formal investigation over molestation claims.

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Lessons from Sarah Palin: Brazil Bans Politician-Mocking Before Elections

The Brazilian Tina Fey is probably out of a job.
Photo: NBC

Brazilian comedians have taken a hit as they have been banned from mocking or caricaturing Brazil’s politicians by Brazil’s election commission.

Popular Brazilian satirical show news show CQC is among the hardest hit, with many of its most popular segments deriving from Saturday Night Live-style political humor.

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Crazy Cat Lady’s Victims Warn Against Vigilantism

Not-so-LOLcats.
Source: icanhascheezburger.com

The owners of a cat that was viciously thrown into a bin by an unnamed crazy cat lady have warned the public against any Grand-Theft-Auto-style vigilantism after a video of the incident surfaced online.

A woman was filmed on CCTV throwing the 4-year-old cat, Lola, into a wheelie bin outside her owner’s home in Coventry, England…

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